I highly encourage you to unglue yourself from watching yet another shark massacre yet another human and dig through your mom's dresser drawers. You might just find something like this.
Couldn't believe it had been hiding in the depths of that drawer all this time. According to my mom, it was her grandmother's. Why didn't she mention it before? Sydney and I are going to be fighting over it. Love!
Also, could someone please fill me in on this Shark Week business? I keep hearing about it. References to Shark Week in what I'm reading as a snarky tone or are people just really into sharks? I don't have cable and actually had to look up what Shark Week meant. Is it some sort of sporting event? I'm really not into sports. Is there a new slang meaning for Shark that I am not aware of? No, it is literally a week full of shark programing on the Discovery Channel. I didn't know Shark Week was a thing. Is it a thing? Oh, the things I miss out on!