Thank you for making me appreciate days off.
Dear Seventy Degree Weather,
Thank you for coming back. I thought you were gone forever or at least for six months until next winter. You could stick around for another few months if you'd please.
Thank you, Patterns, for being so easy to mix and match making my outfit completely intentionally random. I notice some people looking at me with a slight perplexed expression on their faces as if to say does she know that that does not match at all? Yes, I do in fact. I cannot help that your matching pastels of an outfit makes me want to vomit. Next time pass on the lime green shoes.
Dear Green Tea,
Thank you for being delicious! You have never failed me. Winning the Starbucks Lottery with the prize of a free drink led me to you yesterday, Green Tea Frappuccino. Today was Iced Green Tea Chai. Tea has been knocking my socks off and I don't know why I ever did not like you! I feel like a grown up in the taste buds department. There is still no hope for liking raw Tomatoes though, so I guess I'm not so grown up after all.
Thank you for helping me to...
Dear Auto Correct,
You are so dumb sometimes. I don't know why you keep changing Syd to STD. Don't you know, that is not nice. Also, you changed let's go thrifting to let's go thrusting the other day. Thanks for giving me some good unexpected laughs!
Dear Pay Day,
I wish there was no such thing as money. Since it does unfortunately exist, I like to have a little bit here and there. Thank you, Pay Day. I shall keep you.
Thank you making me actually like the name Charlie. But only if you are British and are an adorable baby or hilariously awkward and making fun of Justin Bieber with a British accent.